Betty ford says i'm here all night
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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