he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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