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  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:39pm

    i've been ordering the wrong drink!

  • 70 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:02pm

    I miss Chicago. Not Roscoe's so much, though. I do miss driving past The Manhole, though. Made me giggle like a child every time. RIP.

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:15am

    Don't ever order a blowjob shot at roscoes.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:43pm

    even walking into Roscoes is code for "I want a hand job"

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:45pm

    Vodka lemonade pitchers at Roscoe's is like liquid crack. Soooo good.....but is the cause some baaaaaddd things...lol

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:09am

    nooo roscoes is trashy. but soooo fun!!! IML this weekend HOLLA

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:38pm

    *notes this down* Maybe I SHOULD order one there....However, depends on the guy who's giving it.

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:12pm

    note to self....I will be at Roscoes this weekend....no ordering Vodka Lemonade while the boyfriend is around. LOL

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:13am

    haha me too i thought about chicken and waffles...i was like say what?

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:41am

    ahhh I love Chicago.

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:49pm

    I'd love / hate to know what a Vodka Cranberry is code for!

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:35am

    Well, see, don't ever order a rum and coke. Means a rimjob is in order. God, I miss Chicago :(

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:11am

    Amazing. Roscoes is like area 51 for gayliens LOL

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:24pm

    I'm a guy, so the code must not be the same. But I have ordered that there.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:46pm

    Oh man, a pitcher of pink lemonade and vodka got me in so much trouble at Roscoe's one night...and I'm a lipstick lesbian. I've really got to go there again sometime.

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:44pm

    Hahah God I loved living/going out in boy's town...so entertaining!! As for IML...no thanks!

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:08am

    Well I guess all places named Roscoe's are bad news... whether in Decorah, Chicago, or the waffle one. But we all still love them...

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:59pm

    Roscoe's in itself is code for hand job. Bad news bears, that place. And 3 blocks from my house, hmmm...

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:37pm

    roscoes where std's are included!

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:14pm

    I just WISH they would serve me a hand job there...

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:07am

    I thought this was about the fried chicken and waffle joint! LOL

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:16pm

    awww.. i really miss Chicago... :(

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:18pm

    i thought this was about the chicken and waffle place too!!

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:41pm

    holy crap!! I got so horny after eating at Roscoe's that I made out with my lover in the car parked right outside! and the waitress was smart eyin' ma man...what is it with that place?

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:25am

    I miss Chicago, too. :(

  • 20 32
    Submitted by ChiHoneyBear on Apr 11, 12 at 8:49pm

    i guarantee this was one of my friends' text :D BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • 48 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:49pm

    Would someone drop a definition of smart eye'in (?) on urban dictionary please.