is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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