worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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