I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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