hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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