i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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