I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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