why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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