Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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