you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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