thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
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This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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