It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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