my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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