My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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