She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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