every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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