"it" just moved
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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