we have pet lesbian snakes
I need help removing her.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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