Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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