She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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