I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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