drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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