I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
They should really pass out barf bags in church
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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