next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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