You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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