so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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