How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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