Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize