My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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