no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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