VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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