shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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