the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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