Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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