I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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