AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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