Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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