Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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