What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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