Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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