Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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