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apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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