I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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