theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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