Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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