he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
this is an emotional support booty call
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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