To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
tell me about the eggs
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