girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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